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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 12:59

Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Why do most Indian women cuckold or cheat on their husbands?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
Some men love anal sex more than vaginal sex. Why?
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
Watch ULA launch Amazon's 2nd batch of Kuiper internet satellites today - Space
No, not a chance
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Do most narcissists have good intentions as long as you are under their control?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
What is the most interesting question you can ask to get to know someone?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
Do you think the number of sissies is on the rise?
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
Is there a possibility that we are living in a simulation and that there is a concept of rebirth?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
How did Kate Mulgrew feel about Jeri Ryan joining the cast of Star Trek: Voyager?
Still no good
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What do flat Earthers think causes the "magical downward force"?
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives